Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.

dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter

by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023

The devil's shit

A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.

Christina and I had tex-mex last night, she told me this morning she took the devil's shit.

by Fritzanus February 21, 2019

deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.

Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.

by Bajaboy January 16, 2013

Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.

Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

jittery shit

Super explosive diarrhea.

Bro. I've gotta take the most massive jittery shit!!!

by Peteysoftly February 9, 2014

shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.

You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.

by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013