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No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.
I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.
by 10old9 May 1, 2024
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Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.
Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.
by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019
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sandy hands

Find people who could use an extra pair of hands cleaning up Hurricane Sandy Damage.
sandy hands org helps match volunteers with people needing an extra pair of hands cleaning up hurricane sandy damage.
by SandyHandsORG November 5, 2012
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Another hand touches the beacon

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon
by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021
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doody hands

hands which smell of doody.
warren duff, that guy has doody hands!
by jon inaba December 29, 2007
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*
by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022
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