Hand pockers

Boobs

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers”

by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022

Hand sex

Hand sex; (noun) A thing or most usually known as an action requiring hands and arms, this action could be performed by one person, but that's really sad dude, it's a sensual feeling that isn't normally common place, it should be illegal in public but due to it's recent discovery it has not yet been illegal

"Bro did you see Jon and Aaliyah have hand sex?"

"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"

by ちゃいろ August 27, 2022

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.

The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.

by dscasados November 2, 2022

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023