Oh My Gord!

A Term commonly used when someone cant say god cause they have a messed up accent. lol.

Violent: I just got 2 lvl 60s for one!!!
Hory: Oh My Gord! nice.

by Michael1127 January 24, 2006

Losing my Religion

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..

1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.

Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title Losing My Religion caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 18, 2006

oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

by Molly Polo December 15, 2004

up my ass

A phrase used when you dont know or care where somthing is when asked.

person1-"wheres the remote?"
person2-"up my ass"

by fredbloggs2345 December 16, 2007

Shit on my Tip

Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.

As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"

by poopy pants nightmare May 5, 2010

blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

lick my 9

Another way of saying suck my knob/ cock/ dick/ pole/ tassle/ pork swod/ rod... etc ( the 9 meaning inches)

can be used in the same way as saying eat my arse or basically piss off

"I like, how much? lick my 9!"

Bary: "Gary you're shit at fifa"

Gary: "ohhhhh, Lick my 9!!!"

by AshJords May 25, 2008