Get the dick broom mug.A guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women....and yet still never gets laid.
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Oh god, here comes Chad, that dry dick wont ever stop trying to fuck me. You think if I give him $5 to get a blow job from a prostitute, he will leave me alone....?
by Melvin Milf May 16, 2011
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If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."
Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
by keeper5 August 13, 2010
Get the Smoke a dick mug.When one gets so wasted he basically cockblocks himself. People get the word Liskey Dick confused with Whiskey dick, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they're so drunk. This might be true with the LD syndrome, but usually the victim with LD will never know because his "in your face" mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.
Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.
Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.
by Michaelsmi07 August 23, 2008
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Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
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Get the vacation dick mug.A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
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