December

The worst thing to name your kid. The word December comes from the greek number 10 so by naming your kid this you will be cursing them to be as tall as 10 year olds. Your kid will be pretty but everybody will use them and hate them. Don't name your kid December unless you want to curse them to be forever asked if they were born in December. Especially don't name them December if that's when they were conceived. Just don't name your kid December

Person 1: look its December, god she is so short!
Person 2: wait do you think she was born in December?

by Sttressed January 30, 2020

December 19th

Bully people who can't speak day, you can bully your friend who can't speak English today as much as you want.

Guy 1: Hey guys wanna play "Awk" later
Guy 2 and 3: Awk ahahah, its bully people who cant speak day. December 19th

by Yourmomlover69 December 11, 2019

December 9th

International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.

Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*

by leo123456 December 8, 2023

December

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024

December 9th

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.

Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)

by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020

december 8th

national holiday aka the queen of rap nicki minaj‘s birthday. if your birthday is on the same day go ahead and change it cause it‘s onika‘s and onika‘s day only.

december 8th is the best day of the year because nicki minaj was born that day.

by sisterstivan December 8, 2020