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gay marriage

The ability of two people in the US to enjoy certain benefits alotted to them for BS religious reasons. Marriage is unconstitutional, but what's even worse than that is banning only gays from it for religiosu reasons. You know where else gays can't get married? Nigeria, the Phillipines, Iran, places full of religious nuts. Oh, and just to be sure, Christianity is completely anti-gay. It comes from the New Testament, from Paul. He says they deserves to die, and compares them to all the worst sins of the world (also says non-believers and idolaters need to die, too, just to be fair). Romans 1:18-32
I wonder what the apostle Paul would say about gay marriage...
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The wrath of God is indeed being revealed from heaven against every impiety and wickedness of those who suppress the truth by their wickedness.
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For what can be known about God is evident to them, because God made it evident to them.
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Ever since the creation of the world, his invisible attributes of eternal power and divinity have been able to be understood and perceived in what he has made. As a result, they have no excuse;
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for although they knew God they did not accord him glory as God or give him thanks. Instead, they became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless minds were darkened.
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While claiming to be wise, they became fools
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and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for the likeness of an image of mortal man or of birds or of four-legged animals or of snakes.
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Therefore, God handed them over to impurity through the lusts of their hearts 15 for the mutual degradation of their bodies.
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They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and revered and worshiped the creature rather than the creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
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Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural,
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and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity.
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And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God handed them over to their undiscerning mind to do what is improper.
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They are filled with every form of wickedness, evil, greed, and malice; full of envy, murder, rivalry, treachery, and spite. They are gossips
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and scandalmongers and they hate God. They are insolent, haughty, boastful, ingenious in their wickedness, and rebellious toward their parents.
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They are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless.
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Although they know the just decree of God that all who practice such things deserve death, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.
by CountJulian April 9, 2006
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gay mania

where straight easily influenced university students are influenced by gays into socialising in gay bars because they think they are cool
john was 18 and he was into gay mania socilising at bennets nightclub
by clive wilson November 6, 2006
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emotionally gay

to be emotionally gay is to be very sensitive when it comes to emotions, especially when it comes to a girl.
Fred is a man's man, but when it comes to his girlfriend he is emotionally gay.
by punk curmudgeon April 5, 2008
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homo gay

1) A straight male that tends to act homosexual.
2) An adjective to describe a situation in which a straight male does something somewhat homosexual.
Jack: Andrew grabbed my balls. It was pretty homo gay. So I had to grab him back.
Larry: Shit, you're both homo gay if you ask me.
by Nanci July 20, 2008
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gay rod

Small car (usually japanese) with loud exhaust, spoiler / wing, body kit, "NOS", fruity colors, a "cold air intake system (how useless), and are always extremely weak and very slow (0 - 60 in about five minutes). But for some reason, the driver claims it to be the fastest thing ever. Variation of the phrase "Hot Rod".
The fast and the furious had a lot of gay rods.

Billy's purple lowered Honda Civic is the slowest car ever made but he picks up plenty of guys in it because it's a gay rod.

Look at the two fags too curious in the gay rod over there.
by TiC_ToK May 13, 2004
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gay cheese

something that should be nice, but isnt atall
oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!
by 2 blokes an a baby February 26, 2008
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gay hole

a person acting like an asshole (a-hole) in a gay fashion

1: a (supposedly) straight person acting flamboyantly gay in jest, but is really not that funny

2: a (supposedly) straight person acting flamboyantly gay in order to make a second person look more gay, but only succeeding in making their self look gay
Gay Hole: -to man #1- "Oh WOW! I just LOVE what you did with your hair today!"
Man #1: "Oh, wow, Thanks! Yeah, I just sort of feathered it..."
Gay Hole: -to man #2- -whispers- "You know I'm just kidding with that, right?"
Man #2: "Yeah, well why not just kid about something else. You look like a Gay-hole."
by pepsi guzzler September 25, 2011
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