The Grapefruit 

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

The Grapefruit by The stool July 27, 2021

The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.

The Golden Rule by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking

The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

The Gordon Ramsey by celebritychefcrush August 21, 2021

The Ghost

The act of defecating on a pottery wheel then entering your partner from behind while interlocking fingers and shaping the rotating stool into a turd dildo.
(An additional act would be to take the formed shit dick, place it in a kiln and use the completed pottery cock on your partner)

“The poo under Brian’s fingernails came from a hot session of doing The Ghost last night.”

The Ghost by Scorpioxxi December 12, 2021

The Gabe effect 

When you rapidly loose braincells due to association.

Damn bro you seem kinda slow today, are you experiencing “The Gabe Effect”?

The Gabe effect by Mastercard December 13, 2021

The Great Trail 

"The Great Trail" is used by Yazovboo mfs when they are LARPing on Hearts of Iron 4 "The New Order".

Basically Russia's attempt of the Holocaust, but just that it's the slavs murdering 50million germans instead of vice versa. ikr goofy as hell.

Just the fact that Russia won't actually get the kill the 50 million Germans physically, because Germany always will do a little bit of trolling and begin thermonuclear war.

"Hey did you finish The Great Trail yet?"

"Yes."

"What did it cause Yazov?"

"Humanity."

The Great Trail by LarpFounder January 4, 2023

Raising the goatee 

In modern American slang, it means to have a person's goatee raised at someone in a sign of displeasure or contempt. The term, which is a take on the phrase "raised eyebrows", was first brought into popular usage because of the aggressive facial expressions of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher (who wears a goatee from time to time) to his players and officials from the sidelines of National Football League games during his tenure.

Damn, all I did yo is beat you at darts. Why you raising the goatee at me?

Raising the goatee by tbird4441 July 20, 2008