On god

Retarded

Guy 1: ayo you packin?
Guy 2: no on god

by I love my slaves March 1, 2021

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

God

Short for "Jonathan"

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?

by Dp76 June 9, 2022

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

God’s rub

When a person rubs a towel between their ass cheeks

After i got out of the shower i did a god’s rub

by TeamFortress3Official November 10, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018