Poppadom Hands

A goalkeeper who makes a lot of mistakes leading to goals

We’re 1-0 down again. Lee Camp has Poppadom Hands

by smjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 5, 2019

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.

Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!

by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020

wall of hand

A wall that looks like a hand.

Dude, we should totally go check out that wall of hand!

by 😂😂rix😂😐 November 23, 2021

Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.

Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!

by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017

hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.

Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.

by Abudaia March 4, 2017

Phone hand

1. What gen Z calls their dominant hand

2. A cramp in your wrist from using your phone

-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.

I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.

by Amchurches May 13, 2023