by Hooty Gooters June 26, 2025
Get the Murdock mug.when you and your home boys go and hang out in the same place and go on www.youtube.com and look up the hit indie animation series “Murder Drones” - By Glitch Productions. Then you all pull down your pants, one of your home boys get out an alphabet rug. Then locate the letters on the rug: “N” and “J”. After seeing said letters, your home boys will think of the shows characters sharing the same letters as their names. Making your home boys get horny and then you all oil up and hold one hand with the other home boy with the other hand on your penis. Then you all scream “i’m murdering it!!”. Then you all ejaculate on the “N” and “J” on the rug, then who ever came first has to get in all fours and slowly lick it on the rug.
by Uncle Gumbo June 28, 2025
Get the Murderiondronesiation mug.When someone is on your side until the last minute when they are talked into abandoning you with a petty bribe.
I missed my flight to Cancun because Fred said he would give me a ride to the airport but he Murkowski'd me when Joe offered him a cookie for a ride to the mall. This is the 27th time Fred Lisa Murkowski's me. I am starting to think he's not really my friend.
by Schmebster July 1, 2025
Get the Murkowski'd mug.(adj.) Describes the act of vanishing suddenly and poetically, like a woman in a Haruki Murakami novel, leaving behind only cryptic clues: a half-read book, an unfinished drink, clothes hanging on the line, a jazz record spinning endlessly or the faint scent of perfume in an empty room. No explanation, no drama—just gone, as if you slipped into another world.
(v.) To mysteriously disappear from someone’s life in a way that feels ripped from a Haruki Murakami novel—sudden, poetic, and hauntingly unresolved.
(v.) To mysteriously disappear from someone’s life in a way that feels ripped from a Haruki Murakami novel—sudden, poetic, and hauntingly unresolved.
"She Murakamied me last winter—left her favorite umbrella in my doorway and a voicemail about a dream she couldn't remember. That was the last time I heard her voice."
"Don't get too attached to her. Women like that don't break up with you—they Murakami you. One day you'll wake up to an empty apartment and a fridge full of food she'll never eat."
"He texted 'I'll be right back,' left his keys on the table, and fully Murakamied. That was six months ago. I still keep his coffee mug clean, just in case."
"This city has a way of Murakami-ing people. You meet them under a flickering streetlamp, share one perfect conversation, and then—gone. Like they were never real."
"I didn't get dumped. I got Murakamied. No fight, no tears—just a note that said 'I have to go where the moon is brighter' and a pair of red shoes she never came back for."
"Don't get too attached to her. Women like that don't break up with you—they Murakami you. One day you'll wake up to an empty apartment and a fridge full of food she'll never eat."
"He texted 'I'll be right back,' left his keys on the table, and fully Murakamied. That was six months ago. I still keep his coffee mug clean, just in case."
"This city has a way of Murakami-ing people. You meet them under a flickering streetlamp, share one perfect conversation, and then—gone. Like they were never real."
"I didn't get dumped. I got Murakamied. No fight, no tears—just a note that said 'I have to go where the moon is brighter' and a pair of red shoes she never came back for."
by wordnick July 29, 2025
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by ma+ya*10^99 August 10, 2025
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Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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“Dude did you hear?”
“What?”
“Apparently she only passed the test because she hit the professor with a Murray Tackle!”
“What?”
“Apparently she only passed the test because she hit the professor with a Murray Tackle!”
by Mr.Fantastrick August 17, 2025
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