I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018

Planes in your eyes

Having a desire to travel, especially by plane or internationally. From the expression “dollar signs in your eyes”

You had planes in your eyes after watching a travel show.

by Tiernan47 July 20, 2022

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying

You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye

by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023

2 extra eyes holder

A wayy cooler term for glasses case.

Friend: Can I see your glasses

Me: Sure but make sure to put it back in my 2 extra eyes holder after

by Maraaaaaa February 15, 2021

ey

Same thing as "ay" just with an e.

"Eyy, there we go!"
"Ey, that's a pretty good-looking sandwich."

by A?????? December 7, 2021