by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011
Get the Warm-Up Jobmug. Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
Get the 9 to 5 jobsmug. its what it looks like bihh
by zaqswxdecfrvgtbhnjmko,lp.;pl,o March 10, 2021
Get the blow jobmug. by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
Get the Eskamo Jobmug. When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
Get the Executive Blow Jobmug. Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?
by Yaalis May 14, 2025
Get the Milk Jobmug. When someone's sucking and they don't deepthroat, but they make a fake gag noise to pretend you're bigger than you are.
by Moussababe June 2, 2021
Get the Cheb Jobmug.