Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.

Yo my arms look zooted!

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019

Zooted

A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.

Pass the blunt I want to get zooted.

Damn I shat my pants I’m definitely zooted.

by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019

Zooted

A symbol of hope

When all was lost, a zooted inspired us.

by NotZooted December 6, 2019

Zooted

The abbreviation of being highly high, like stoned.

Hits cart:
“Damn man I am so zooted rn”

by D1245 January 19, 2020

zooted

when ur the highest in the room.

guy: “yo this chicks fucking zooted”

by #69guccigang October 27, 2019

Zooted

so fucking high.

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”

by AmAnDaeEneR October 31, 2019

Zooted

to be high on painkillers or other narcotics

Dog after popping that second vike I was straight zooted

by STAP IT RAHN February 11, 2020