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Zack

1) A small midget child who is usually considered crisp in skin color. He obsesses over other short girls usually starting with the letter "E" *cough* *cough* --Ellie. He is most commonly known as a potato and Zackaria by his friends. Zacks always have tiny dicks and cannot help themselves but to make UR MAMA jokes and to constantly insult their future mother-in-laws.

2) Also another name for a very starchy vegetable - potato
2) Dang! I had some delicious crisp zacks yesterday for dinner! So buttery!

1) That Zack over there is looking pretty nice. Too bad his pp is microscopic!
by UrMomLikesChicken101 December 31, 2019
mugGet the Zackmug.

zacke

Zacke is like sitting on a toilet because first you enjoy it and then it is just a mess
Did you do a Zacke?
-yeah
-oh i see, sorry for asking
by Whaateveer December 11, 2016
mugGet the zackemug.

Zacking

a person that is not functioning in a office environment and nobody seems to care
Miles; "Where did Jason go?" Bob; "What'd you think? He's at the coffee machine zacking as usual."
by the_sad_derp December 23, 2019
mugGet the Zackingmug.

zack barto

Girl #1 Zack Barto is a fucking stud.

Girl #2 I Just literally Came

Girl #1 Same
Did you see that guy he is a total Zack Barto
by FuckBoy #ImAFakeAssBitch January 18, 2018
mugGet the zack bartomug.

Zack proud

A short guy who originally had straight hair but got a perm and tells everyone that it is natural his type is short blonde girls with tug bitties and sometimes on the rare occasion Asian girls he will save lots of money while also spending it but if you ask for some he will rip you a new one.
“Who’s that short Asian looking guy with a perm? “
Oh that’s just Zack proud
by Crazyexxgirlfriendxoxo November 22, 2021
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Zack

A person who won't stop.
Zack stop, Zack stop your gonna get in trouble...
* Cop handcuffs him*
by Smile your on camera March 9, 2019
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Zack

The biggest, most disguising rat you will ever see. a nickname is often Rat head. Zack's are all bots at everything and have fake eshay hair cuts, that looks like a rat on there head. Zack loves sex but will never loose his virginity because they are to ugly and rat like, Zack has no friends and is often hidden in there grandmas basement playing Tom clancy's rainbow six siege, and he in this game he is very bad at it.
grandma - "Zack weres your dad"

Zack - "whats a dad"
by Scxrpio. March 17, 2020
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