wonky

lop-sided

ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid

by ben patrick January 13, 2009

wonkers

means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)

by not conceited June 1, 2006

wonka

Someone who acts really creepy, but you can't exactly put your finger on how or why they are.

That dude is such a wonka. Look at him stare at the traffic lights!

Don't be a wonka dude! That chick looks way too young!

by Solid August 1, 2005

Willy Wonker

1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

2) Male genitalia.

1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"

Hector: "What?"

Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Hector: "KK"

2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"

by interesting45 May 16, 2010

wookadoo

Coined in 2003 by a Thomas J. Headley; the word wookadoo is said to be a term of exclamation, capable of expressing excitement, jubilation, psychosis, and in extreme situations, anger.

"Wookadoo! I just won the lottery!"
"Wookadoo! Pastries are delicious!"
"Wookadoo! I found a paper-clip!"
"Wooka-fucking-doo, I just got fired for no reason."

by Unwyred February 12, 2005

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

wonk

Someone who professes to know a lot about something although they have no real-world qualifications. Used most often in regards to politics. It may be a well-schooled person, but one who has no real-world experience. I don't know why this is on UrbanDictionary since it's already in Webster's.

"The President is heading toward war despite protests among the political wonks."

"Even the most enlightened music wonks still can't understand why rap is a $100 billion industry."

by Ramblin Man August 26, 2004