wizard's wand

When you reach around and finger the butthole of your lover.
She gave me the wizard's wand last night, it felt magical.
by Suspiria907 September 08, 2017
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fuckin wizard

an expression used when someone does something amazing. Also used as another name for reed.
"how did you do that?"
"idk i just did"
"fuckin wizard!"
by reedjones May 05, 2008
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Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe
That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!
by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013
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Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.
by SkinnyGuy69420 July 08, 2021
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Wizard of Oz

A movie that, apparently, is about Populism. Because US History teachers have to ruin all goodness in the world and take an innocent children's movie/book and make it political.
Teacher: "The Wizard of Oz represents Populism. And Dorothy actually represents Mary Lease, a populist leader at the time. And Toto represents the Prohibition. And-"
Students: "SHUT UP!"
by shanabanana922 January 23, 2009
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Wizard Shit

Wizard Shit can mean anything from Dungeons and Dragons to Harry Potter and all of his wizard shit. The term has it's roots from word wizard, and the word shit. First developed by me when my friends new roommates started playing Dungeon and Dragons and warhamms and all that god awful garbage.
"What are all those nerds up to over there?", "Those nerds are up to some serious Wizard Shit over there"

"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"
by Crabs McCaffery September 27, 2009
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wizard's leaf

Caroline has a wizard's leaf so i decided not to fuck her
by Anallicker69 March 11, 2011
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