wet lettuce

Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.

A: "Why isn't Neil coming out this weekend?"
B: "He's washing his Dog's hair"
A: "Fucking wet lettuce."

by Commandy November 29, 2007

Wet Jesus

When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.

Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.

by <R><K> June 22, 2007

wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

wet don

A guy that is slightly clapped or retarded usually used in year 7-9 in secondary schools in UK

Oi blud! This wet don just snaked me on my maths homework fam i got a detention now 😠

by This name is actually bare wet October 16, 2017

get wet

smoking pcp, crack

i didn't know u liked to get WET.

by adrian hung June 24, 2004

wet nailing

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.

fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.

by scottie massive January 25, 2009

Wet Noodle

A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.

Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.

by tim1010 May 23, 2018