by banjax October 28, 2013
Get the wedding vegetable mug.Friend: "Plug your golf cart into that outlet over there." You: "That's my neighbors plug, I can't be weezing the juice."
by K_and_K_Haraldson March 13, 2010
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Dale: Fancy a bit of weeting tonight Barry?
Barry: Can do mate as long as you haven't been eating asparagus because it makes your tinkle juice stink and it makes my running shoes stink for days.
Barry: Can do mate as long as you haven't been eating asparagus because it makes your tinkle juice stink and it makes my running shoes stink for days.
by Welsh wonky eye October 22, 2018
Get the Weeting mug.When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
by mathmonkey February 9, 2009
Get the beer welding shield mug.A traditional wedding celebration practiced by the people of the Netherlands, a small country in North-Western Europe. The ceremony differs little from traditional anglo-saxon christian weddings, except for two regards. First, the ceremony *must* be held in a tent (traditionally made from wool). Secondly, at the end of the ceremony, as the speeches are concluded, a team of men (usually the groom's best friends, but may include siblings of the bride) knocks the pegs that hold the tent in pace out, causing it to fall upon the assembled guests inside. At which point, someone must shout "DUTCH WEDDING!", and all inside will begin passing wind, thus creating one giant dutch oven. It is believed that this was developed in the face of other cultures spreading into dutch lands, where the only people willing to partake in this ceremony are the Dutch, and so would maintain ethno-cultural solidarity.
Alex: Hey Tim, me and Nirali are getting married, you're invited!
Tim: Is it going to be a Dutch wedding ?
Alex: Yes
Tim: Gross!
Tim: Is it going to be a Dutch wedding ?
Alex: Yes
Tim: Gross!
by Sir Reginald Bigglesworth January 27, 2006
Get the Dutch wedding mug.Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.
The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.
by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019
Get the Wedding Night mug.When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra December 20, 2011
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