Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 02, 2011

table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table

Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed

by Stefanious February 06, 2009

Whiteboy weed

The colorful term used by my brown-skinned neighbors to describe the pot I grew.

Yo son, you got some mo' o dat whiteboy weed we smoked yesterday? That shit sent me to the moon, kid! Whaddya dust dat shit wif crack or sumfin? Yo lemme get some mo' and I'll pay you on Friday, I swear I got a million dollar check coming to me

by The real Kyda December 14, 2010

weed clip

Smoking half of a blunt or joint, then "clipping" or extinguishing it in the middle, in order to save the rest for a later smoke session.

The StonerVixen is about to light the weed clip she has from last night's party.

by The StonerVixen November 08, 2013

rapper weed

n.

Marijuana of high quality smoked by rappers.

"...you ain't got to hold it too long, this is rapper weed, couple hits is all you gon' need" -Wiz Khalifa (Won't Land)

by BlowItByTheO January 02, 2012

weed envy

When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.

"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"

by Gronkus March 19, 2014

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010