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Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.
Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.
by BaconRainey October 19, 2021
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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.
"have a wedding stream to attend"
by testabc123! June 10, 2021
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A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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Do you do weddings?

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect
Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025
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Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.
I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
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