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Wilson Water

A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
by Spice Miner August 31, 2013
mugGet the Wilson Watermug.

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.
Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.
by Badgerglue March 5, 2009
mugGet the Water ploppermug.

Water nigga

A water nigga gota stay hydrated
by lord of slang April 13, 2019
mugGet the Water niggamug.

in deep water

"You're in deep water since you were dumped and lost your job"
by superblake101 July 25, 2017
mugGet the in deep watermug.

Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.
Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever
by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018
mugGet the Free Watermug.

Danger water

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.
Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...
by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019
mugGet the Danger watermug.

Roger Waters

A dusty old man who used to be the bassist for Pink Floyd, who almost single-handedly did all of their best work during the 70's, until he got too egotistical and evil and dropped out of the band expecting it to die without him, where he then preceeded on an OK solo career, with his last work as of right now being an opera called Ca Ira.
Roger waters is old, he's mean, he's rich as hell and complains about rich people, and he's very egotistical. Yet we all love him.
by Chad Corgan May 13, 2006
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