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university of washington 

It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.

Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.

Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!

general washington 

Average high grade Marijuana grown outdoors in Washington state .
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george washington wig 

When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)
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George Washington 

Biggest badass in the world. Created modern day's superpower and the strongest democracy! The same country which defeated the comminists! The same country which defeated the Nazis!
George Washington is cooler than Lenin

The Full Washington 

The pinnacle of luxury. The best possible outcome in any demeanor.
The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.
The Full Washington by Swinstead3 January 9, 2015

Isaiah Brooks Washington 

Wow, you're being a real Isaiah Brooks Washington today!