Gravity Warrior

Someone so fat that they are always battling with the force of Gravity. (a fat fucker)

Possibly a good name for a fat superhero.

That bloke is a Gravity Warrior.

by le aubergine September 12, 2002

goon warrior

one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.

see how much he had to drink. he's a goon warrior

by pelaco December 14, 2009

Apache Warrior

The process of finger, banging, a girl on her period, and then wipe the blood, on her face in two hoirzontal stripes in an apache warrior style

dude i finger banged suzy rottencrotch, and she was on her period so i apache warrior her

by Richard Greere April 2, 2011

Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

by MurrMiteFish9 May 1, 2022

protest warrior

An individual who, unable to muster more than a handful of pro-war demonstrators, seeks to fulfill a primal need for attention by crashing anti-war demonstrations.

The protest warrior helpfully explained how global warming was making the world a better place for poor people.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Flying Warriors

Pretty much the best highschool girls hockey team ever!! Combining the little falls flyers and the brainerd warriors...which eqauled having the greatest and the most fun season EVER!!!!

Did you see the Flying Warriors play yesterday??

Yea...they are sick!!

by FlyingWarrior17 February 15, 2009

protest warrior

Right-leaning political movement, who generally attack the American liberal movement with weak ad-hominem attacks via their website. The organisation was founded in order to provoke violence at demonstrations and rallys, in order to capture video evidence and present it as usual behaviour for anyone they disagree with.

Most believe that all Muslims are terrorists, and anyone who does not support the neoconservative movement is an 'America-hating pussy'. As far as a Protest Warrior is concerned, terrorists are only terrorists when they threaten America. The IRA for example, are freedom fighters.

We should exterminate all Muslims, Europeans and Mexicans, because they hate freedom.

by Insider February 22, 2005