Vomit Central

A place or situation in which a couple has done something or acts in a way that makes you want to vomit.

yea totally vomit central in there

by grasshopper84 December 15, 2010

Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016

Scrotal Vomit

The act of a given person's scrotum filling with vomit

John's stomach was punched so hard, his ballsack was filled with scrotal vomit

by MI ballsaac July 5, 2022

Vomit Muse

When nausea has reached the point that you would rather throw up than not, a vomit muse is the food you think about to induce vomiting.

1: I was nauseous for so long that I decided to make myself puke to get it over with.
2: Shoved a finger down your throat?
3: No, I had McRib earlier in the day, so I just thought about that.
4: The McRib is your vomit muse.

by juliusandethelrosenburg July 31, 2023

Scrotal Vomit

Vomit that has entered the scrotum usually caused by trauma

He was punched in the stomach so hard, his scrotum filled with scrotal vomit.

by MI ballsaac July 11, 2022

Word Vomit

Word vomit. It's mostly known from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls. It means that you say something without thinking about it, and most times, it's the truth, but sometimes, it's a lie, so that you can get what you want.

CLIP FROM MEAN GIRLS

J - "You try to act like you're so innocent, like, 'oh, I used to live in Africa, with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys'!

C - "You know what?! It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me, or something!" (word vomit)

by BothDanny_AndGreg February 20, 2024

GIF vomit

Spewing a long list of GIFs while messaging someone, to demonstrate what you are trying to say but simultaneously avoiding the use of any actual text.

I woke up this morning in a good mood until I saw that my ex left GIF vomit on my phone about why we should get back together.

by JennMe July 9, 2024