Vanitizing

verb

1. the act of being vain

2. present tense of vanitized

Miranda was vanitizing in front of the mirror before she went out for the night.

by Panama Rock November 2, 2010

vini la

Creole words meaning "Come here" in english.

Haitian 1: Vini la.

Haitian 2: Hold on.

by yveno2 January 16, 2011

Vintage Overkill

When something is brought back from the past and overdone.

Not everyone needs, should, or ought to be a Burlesque Dancer...It's kinda Vintage Overkill (used by artist, Jay Trembly, in a discussion about the "new" popularity of Burlesque Dancing 1/15,11)

by Cratered MoonUnit January 17, 2011

vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

Vanity Killer

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.

"That scene girl is a vanity killer."

by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012

Vinatique

(Vin-at-ik)
1. A person fanatical about vintage or antique life. One who lives in the past to the extent of rejecting all forms of modern ideals or advances.

(Vin-at-eek)
2. A vintage out antique object located somewhere in between the two definitions. A point of obscurity in age.

1. "He's so out of touch with modern life! Dude doesn't even have a cellphone."
"He's such a Vinatique."

2. "What would you call this thing? It's somewhere between 1890 and 1910."
"I dunno man, I'd just call it a vintantique."

by Vinatique October 21, 2014

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015