Ventrilo Rod

When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.

Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo rod at kids parties.

by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006

Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.

Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013

Joint Venture

In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project

Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint

Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.

by D2DaWreck October 13, 2011

ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end

god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!

by skinnygangster September 5, 2006

ventucky

Also known as Ventura, California. Ventura is located along the coast between Santa Barbara and Malibu and can best be described as being in the armpit between the two. Full of white trash and near-white trash who think they are classy because they live in an area with high housing costs.

Also known as "bakersfield by the sea". Populated by bro truck driving maroons.

I ran into a guy from Ventucky. He told me he's going to buy a new boat to replace the old boat that sat rusting in his yard and never saw the water.

by Timothy Huff August 21, 2007

Venti

A term used to describe an extremely large poop.

After thanksgiving dinner one says, "wow Grandma, I gotta take a venti."

by Slapomatic February 25, 2009

ventrilogasm

The product of a porn actress's ability to emit loud vocalizations seeming to require great effort without moving their lips or otherwise appearing to engage their vocal cords.

That ventrilogasm was so loud the neighbors called 911 to report an assault.

by AffirmThis October 19, 2011