Van Halen

A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.

Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.

by Dr. Mung May 10, 2004

van dyke

van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville

yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night

by Breeze ey September 22, 2007

Van Bitch

A fat red faced girl with nasty fat girl arms who used to drive a grey van named Batlax.

I wish Van Bitch did not go to my school.

by Dizzle February 26, 2004

van palin

Combination of the names of Sarah Palin and her attorney Thomas Van Flein. rhymes with Van Halen.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.

person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"

by lober July 05, 2009

Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.

Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.

by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019

monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman April 15, 2011

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017