twanklin'

to be blinging.
to extremely sparkle.

I'm so glamorous my shit be twanklin'.

by Candy-Man July 9, 2007

trunked

When you have been drunk texted, some texts you while they are drunk

I got trunked by my ex last night. She says she still loves me... and that she threw up all over herself.

by Trunk the skunk January 22, 2010

thunk-fucked

When a person has had sex with you in their mind.

I've been thunk-fucked by all the men in this bar!

by moonpie n widow ross January 7, 2012

Nappy Twanker

a gross ass, grimey ass vagina. or a trashy unkept woman.

liza manelli = nappy twanker

by Jaunny P. Goodwin January 20, 2009

Elephant Trunking

The act of inserting ones nose into the foreskin of a penis and blowing. Thus making a sound reminiscent of an elephant's trunk.

Guy 1: "Did you see the video (elephant trunkee) sent in the groupchat of (elephant trunker) elephant trunking him?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah bud. I sure did. She is definitely a keeper"

Guy 1: "Word"

by EatThePussyLikeAWatermelon February 3, 2019

Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

Twank

A pussy. either a girls virgina or
a person. A male whom is a wimp,
A female whom is a bitch

He's such a twank.

by Total Clad January 6, 2004