toolcake

another word for a tool. although its a bit more offensive sounding.

god, kevin is such a fucking toolcake.

by maeora September 26, 2009

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

tool face

A face made by someone who is in fact a tool. It usually consists of a widening of the eyes and flared nostrils.
If you come across a person making this face, run away as quickly as you possibly can.

Damn, fool. Did you see Hammer today? He was throwing down that tool face all over the place!

by Spanky McSpanker July 5, 2007

tooler

someone who is extremely aggravating or a pre teen!!!

wats that tooler doing?

by katotool April 23, 2007

Shannon O'Toole

She is a genius. She is extremely famous. You don't know her?
Well fuck you.

Shannon O'Toole is the coolest person alive.

by puddle of joy April 3, 2009

toolbox

more toolish than just a tool, but not quite as toolish as an entire toolshed

ur such a fucking toolbox

by kamakaze687 March 4, 2004

Tool

A guy who pops his collar, goes tanning, and wears shirts five sizes too small. Very often, they can be found sporting growing-up-Gotti haircuts with pencil thin facial hair to match. Most of these guys prefer to drive a hot car, one that equally shallow girls will swoon over. They also prefer to listen to bad music.

"Get a load of that tool over there with the pink shirt and yellow Live Strong bracelet!"

by Jonathanagan April 29, 2008