filthy twister

When teenagers engage in intercourse and the room in which the sexing has taken place has fluids everywhere, holes ripped in the sheets, broken bed frames, etc.

Charlie: Damn Cassandra gave me such filthy twister last night.
Bobert: Holy shit man! This black light shows hand prints on the ceiling!

by whoremones July 20, 2014

Twisteric

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Idaho Titty Twister

Pinching and squeezing someone’s nipple so hard that it swells up to the size of an Idaho potato.

“Is that a tumor on Marc’s chest?”
“No, Todd gave him an Idaho Titty Twister last night.”

by PunkinChunker September 24, 2018

Red rocket kitty twister

When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.

“Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody”

by Mystickitty February 14, 2022

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 09, 2015

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 04, 2004

Twister

A straight person with exclusive sexual interest in opposite gender trans persons.

Ever since meeting Kaitlyn, Tom has been a twister.

by The Finn 777 July 25, 2024