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To turn a once beautiful digital service, platform or app into something that resembles King Kong's arse.
"OMG they totally tunned that website. It used to be great!"
tunned by bleepbloopcomputer June 30, 2014

to the tune of 

An Idiom: To the sum or extent of.
"We're looking at jail time, Franky. Either that or a fine to the tune of $50,000."
to the tune of by AA November 2, 2003

tuxedo chicken

According to Joseph Mencia during the third season of Mind of Mencia, a tuxedo chicken is the Mexican name for a penguin.
Hey, have you seen all those tuxedo chickens at the zoo?

Yeah, esé, I bet they taste good!
tuxedo chicken by Zindagi September 25, 2010

Toilet Tunes 

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.
Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.

Forklift Tune-Up 

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.
"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.
Forklift Tune-Up by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

Goon Tunez 

Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"

"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
Goon Tunez by JOMLAS September 18, 2010