dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

torch

flaming faggot

ja rule is a sick torch

by shady KiDD April 5, 2003

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 4, 2017

dick torch

A general term used to identify both a bodily function that burns and a homosexual act. Used mainly on US Naval Vessels.

Man alive I have some kind of dick torch going on tonight it burns like a son of a bitch.

That guy is such a dick torch, he reminds me of Regis Philbin.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

olympic torch

Someone who never goes out. The opposite to someone who is HardCore (you know the score).

Jeremiah: "Anyone asked if Zachery's out tonight."
Francios: "Nah, he's the olympic torch. No need to bother."

by The Beacon September 1, 2006