Toddler

A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners

I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.

by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

tookle

a very small or short cute person

Laura? Yeah she's a tookle.

by The Tookler May 4, 2023

toddlerussy

A hopefully a cartoon baby pussy

Hey bro guess I saw this amazing Loil comic bro and the Loil toddlerussy was soooo cute

by Non-pedo June 21, 2023

Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

toodulent

A modification of toodles, meaning goodbye. Incorporating the suffix -ulent meaning having in quantity, full of

- "Thank you for getting in touch with customer service, we will contact you shortly"
- "Thank you very much, toodulent!"

by samcamelot July 20, 2023