travis thomas

Is when when u whisper in a girls ear right before u nut and tell her ur spider senses are tingling and then u pull and bust all over her face

I travis thomas that chick last night.

by tt412 August 28, 2016

brystol thomas

A very simple and beautiful girl who will not believe it if you tell her so. She always try’s to have a smile and is so easy to love. She has eyes that make it very easy o stare at all day. She tries to be nice to everyone but will go off if necessary. She can be really sassy so watch out. But that doesn’t matter because you can love her anyway.

Brystol Thomas is the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.

by secret 24 February 22, 2019

Kara Thomas

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.

“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas

by Deez bofa February 27, 2019

Michael Thomas 2

An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded”

Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”

Ryan:”DUH”

by Ifarted November 24, 2020

Joshua Thomas Dawson

Joshua Thomas Dawson is a very lanky guy who is most likely to date a set of twins in his life. He has many friends and is very kind. His child is sure to have a disability because of how much he makes fun of kids with them.

Joshua Thomas Dawson is very special.

Joshua Thomas Dawson has long legs.

by Renatn March 2, 2022

Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.

Your mother is Patrick Navin Thomas

by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017

the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

by gaz88 October 13, 2017