Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 10, 2013

third wheel

CONNER WINTER

conner is a third wheel to gerrell and Kasey

by gerrell July 28, 2018

Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.

I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.

by Trebor Girth February 04, 2008

Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.

Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

Third world shithole

It’s a place that gets Third world shitholes upset when Donald Trump calls them third world shitholes.

Donald Trump: people from Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador and other third world shitholes are all trying to come to America.

CNN: Donald Trump is racist...

Everyone else: why is it called the third world again? Hmmm must be as hit hole.

by Trump card January 12, 2018

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury August 30, 2005

king george the third

Asshole who taxed the hell out of the colonies.

king george the third, you don't know how to fucking run a country.

by offeryoucantrefuse May 26, 2012