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Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo
by AsianEquations April 21, 2014
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Wake and wank

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.
by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017
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Welsh wank

Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank
by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019
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Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
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Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
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PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
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Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !
i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!
by multiwank November 3, 2009
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