slobbery walrus

Receiving an extra sloppy wet blowjob or rug munching from an obese person.

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.

by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

Walrus

The act of simultaneously hitting two vaporizer units, usually 510 thread vapes, which resemble the tusks of a walrus. Walruses are often taken by those who are willing to sacrifice certain qualities of life for the transient paralysis resulting from a monstrous, chimera-like hit from two different cartridges. The terminology originated from the NYC thc cartridge scene, roughly estimated to be around Spring/Summer of 2017, used in various stoner and marijuana progressive movement circles.

Yo pass me your pen, I'm gonna do a walrus
Bet I'm gonna walrus after you, this is blue dream

by Alduin_Jot August 31, 2021

walrus

walruses are also one of the best anti-doggith animals. they were the tanksinsteins and also were very good at attacking the doggiths with there tusks. they were the best counter to the wilderbeest because of there size. Walruses are definitely top 3 best anti-doggith animals.

pigeon - yo walrus i scouted them wilderbeest go fuck there dads up.

walrus - sure cah, ill fuck there dads up

walrus are the best

by DWN November 16, 2021

irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014