by Hello there >;3 October 29, 2019
Get the Dummy Thickmug. Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.
Two things will happen as this takes place:
1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.
2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
Two things will happen as this takes place:
1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.
2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
by John Stone December 13, 2008
Get the Thicke of the Nightmug. A thick, big boned girl. This includes, but is not limited to, chubby, excessively muscular, and otherwise large girls.
Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.
by William Braskey March 24, 2008
Get the thick burgermug. by Jomamahead November 24, 2016
Get the looking thickmug. by gooooons March 22, 2009
Get the Thick and Chunkymug. 
by Game mode 0 September 12, 2016
Get the Slim thickmug.