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Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.
That man was such a noah last night in bed.
by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011
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Noah

Noah Book
by Maw <3 July 2, 2010
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Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis
Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small
by RealTruthz December 29, 2016
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Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.
A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.
by Deathcobra May 22, 2010
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Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week
Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf
by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016
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noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.
“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet
by 6624feelings July 8, 2019
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noah

Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
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