Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.
by D.B. Cooper January 8, 2004

the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political\religious\profane because the people that make it have no balls
by ike November 15, 2003

by Very fucking unfortunate May 2, 2018

An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
There are two types:
1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).
2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
There are two types:
1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).
2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
by cuuldude July 28, 2009

Dumb girl: Like omg! I was just listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber!
Smart girl: You listen to bad music all day, you're such a teeny bopper.
Smart girl: You listen to bad music all day, you're such a teeny bopper.
by pancakes taste good September 29, 2010

A term used by many people who get opinion confused with fact. Mostly used when a person has an extreme dislike for a certain type of music or song. Thus, causing extreme ignorance making them believe that their opinions dominate everyone elses, by using the term "real music".
Guy: That crap you listen to aint real music!
Me: Go learn what "opinion" means dumbass and then we can talk about music.
Me: Go learn what "opinion" means dumbass and then we can talk about music.
by danhty15 September 16, 2011

"wtf iz wrong w/you?!?!"
"dude its musical tourettes, i cant help-smack that all on the floor"
"???"
"smack that till u get sore"
"dude its musical tourettes, i cant help-smack that all on the floor"
"???"
"smack that till u get sore"
by me myself and iiiiii August 19, 2008
