Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.

“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”

by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024

All bite no bark

It is an idiom in which

1. This person can and will hurt you, and they will do it with out you knowing.

Or

2. This person is dangerous and menacing, and does their action without warning or knowing.

This is the absolute difference of all bark no bite

Bro this guy went up behind me and almost body slammed me, luckily I was able to escape but that man did it with no warning.

Bro he really does all bite no bark.

by Brains/clever November 7, 2023

at your bark and collar

Will do whatever the person is told to do. It's like another saying, X says jump and Y says, "How high?" It's a figure of speech for a power dynamic.

"She's at your bark and collar; I see?"

"I'm at your bark and collar!"

by Rakeboi May 1, 2024

Mart Bark

a Mart Bark; to go up to a girl (possibly boy, depending on how horny), and pest them for sex.

wee wee poo poo, hey everybody look at me im Mart Bark (Woof Woof)

by the best mc, 123 abc October 19, 2010