thank you

waking up to a bunch of wildflowers and a note from your boyfriend saying that i farted repeatedly last night and kept calling his name.
🖤

"thank you for the beautiful flowers, Phil."

by Krkič June 20, 2019

Ukrainian Thank You Card

Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.

“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”

by turtlesbkool February 26, 2022

Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

Thank You Finger

The finger people thank you with when driving and they are on a cellphone (commonly the pinky)

Wow, i let them cross lanes and all i got was a thank you finger.

by Lee Bird October 9, 2008

Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

Wham Bam Thank You Slam

The breakfast item preferred by hookers and ho's at Denny's.
It consists of two hardon boiled eggs, 2 extra-long sausage, two bacon strips, Frenched toast, no homo fries and lots of sticky syrup to run down your chin. Often washed down with a cup of come-offee.

After a long night on my back or just leaning over in the front seat of a car, I'm dying for a Wham Bam Thank You Slam at the Denny's of iniquity.

by Beeb E. King November 18, 2011