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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
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one testiciallian

A person born with only one testicle. Or a person who lost their testicle due to a disease or a freak accident.
Damn! Joey put whipped cream on his nuts and his fat girlfriend bit one off!! Now he's a one testicillian!
by tabatha August 29, 2003
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
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Testiclites

Small mammial creatures often attached to the "Sack" of a male and emmit strange bell sounds when touched
"Brrrring" ah you touched my testiclites
by Phys September 13, 2005
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Testicle

The Testicle was so easy.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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