testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.

My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021

tesnim

Tesnim is a 12 year old girl, she is a girl she trusts in herself, she loves life because she knows how to live it. She is a lovely girl and everyone loves her because she is a very good friend and we can give her confidence. She that someone who thinks about her friends before thinking about herself
This is tesnim the most beautiful girl in the world !!

if your a friend named tesnim your really lucky ...

by Syndie marcoux November 23, 2021

Intestinal Testimony

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

by Catnymph July 22, 2010

Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019

Math Test

Literal hell.

I hate this math test.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022