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Tent City

Where the homeless live. Often very close to liquor stores and nearby begging outposts. Usually full of loose garbage and tents occupied by drunken 40 somethings, who could "really use a few dollars, Man."
You-It smells like piss down this street.... Wtf
Me-Probably bc Tent City is over there...
You-Oh
by El Rod 24 January 7, 2016
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bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.
“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”
by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024
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Tented

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.
by Myhip73 August 11, 2015
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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Arabian Tent

When you are camping , either in a group or alone, and you wake up the next morning only to find the tent completely covered in human excrement.
"How was your camping trip?"
"Eh, it was alright"
"Why just alright?"
"Everything was going great, until we woke up the next day, only to find that someone had given us an Arabian Tent"
by TittyWangBang January 11, 2015
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Tente

A delicious snack that grandmothers give to there children for behaving.
My mom told me to see my grandma so she would give me some tente, unfortunately my grandma had run out so I behaved and waited but I didn’t get any tente.
by Factsforus June 3, 2018
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Brent Tent

A F1 driver who got beaten up by Demetrius Demarcus James the III and became a mayonnaise farmer.
Brent Tent is ultra sexy.
by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022
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