Georgia Tech of the north

Phrase used to refer to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, or MIT. It is one of the country's top engineering and research universities, behind Georgia Tech. The prestige and technological emphasis of MIT leads many in its body to refer to it as the "Georgia Tech or the North", a reference to the Georgia Institute of Technology, another world recognized university in the southern United States.

MIT is consistently ranked in U.S. News & World Report's top ten public universities in the United States.

I got accepted into the Aerospace Engineering program at MIT, the Georgia Tech of the north.

by G.P. Burdell January 19, 2018

Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.

Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.

by Fludence March 19, 2009

Rob Braxman Tech

An Asian guy, who is the literal definition of a scam artist.

Person 1: Man, I love this tech YouTuber
Person 2: Oh you mean Tech Steve?
Person 1: No, Rob Braxman Tech
Person 2: The scam artist?
Person 1: uhhhh, I mean Tech Steve!
Person 2: Person 3, execute this traitor for the greater good of humanity
Person 3: Yes, sir

by Johnthan. August 16, 2021

so tech

A sarcastic way to complement a person's advanced IT skillz.

Wow Ben, y u so tech? Much tech. Such Tech. Wow.

You hacked my account Jilada?! #sotech

I'm so tech, I can't get any virii.

by wumboing April 7, 2015

Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

Indian tech support

Impersonates microsoft and tries to scam you.

Indian tech support: 'Elo dees is microsawff tEk surp0t how mey I hepp yu0?

DurdleTurtle: no

by Durdleturtle November 6, 2017

wind tech

a technician in the wind industry. a wind tech is a special breed of person, one that is at times very unpredictable. because of the eminent danger they face everyday, wind tech fear very little and therefore tend to get a little "crazy". wind tech's work long hours and have very little time on the ground making them form somewhat of a pack amongst themselves. it is often said that one will not think twice about putting themselves in the way of serious harm for another. in a wind turbine tech's personal life they are usually very heavy drinkers. these men are also mentally unstable from a lack of personal contact with persons other than their mentally unstable co-workers, this often results in poor relationship performance, which in turn also leads to MORE heavy drinking. no one is exactly sure where these individuals come from but we now know that as long as there is alcohol to be drank, woman to seduce and crazy thing to do... this always interesting species will survive. they will continue to live high above our head where they belong. for once a man become a tech, he is changed.

wind techs are crazy

by stir_crazy May 14, 2011