tail tape

Military term for toilet paper.

Do you have any tail tape? I need to wipe my ass.

tail tape by Frankiemal1 March 15, 2020

Brown Tape 

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.

Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"

Brown Tape by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

Flex tape 

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

Flex tape by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

masking tape 

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.

masking tape by gnostic3 June 16, 2020

Flex tape 

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

Flex tape by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Boob Tape 

Tape that is added to the nipples to keep the female from nipping.

I had to put on boob tape because it was cold.

Boob Tape by Thatjit69 September 2, 2020

chilly tape 

cold song that makes you freeze with surprise because of how good it is.

“have you listen to deans chilly tape yet?”
“nah let me take a listen.”
“holy shi-“

chilly tape by mitchboy444 November 9, 2020