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SystemFailed

A very handsome gentleman that goes by the name of SystemFailed online. He is really good at video games and seducing people of the same gender... sometimes the opposite gender. His music taste is better than anyone else's.
I heard SystemFailed is single...maybe I should message him.

Did you see SystemFailed yesterday? He looked so hot.

SystemFailed is my celebrity crush <3
by NotSystemFailed October 15, 2021
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system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system, and the systems alters can only date that specific person. Other systems can be system partners but also singlets
"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we don't date anyone else!"
"Cool but i'm still locked in your basement"
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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Systemnovusphobia

SystemaNovus Installation Anxiety, also known as "Systemnovusphobia," is the irrational fear and apprehension experienced when faced with the prospect of a new workspace undergoing an operating system installation. This phobia is characterized by the uncertainty of navigating the installation process of the OS, coupled with the fear of potential mishaps or complications that could arise during the procedure. Individuals with SystemaNovus Installation Anxiety often feel overwhelmed by the unfamiliarity of the process and the potential for technical issues to occur, causing them significant distress.
He was explaining to me the severity of his systemnovusphobia after taking his first IT class.
by 9oregit August 19, 2023
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Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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Post-System-Crash Depression

Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):

1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure

The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.

While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.

PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.

Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.
by turtlbrdr November 12, 2010
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court system

Ancient system of decision making defining a country's conscience, run by an elite for the elite to keep society under their control.
by polite point September 25, 2016
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Blue systems international

Blue Systems International (BSI) is a team of former state and federal law enforcement investigators with combined experience of over 100 years. The private investigation agency is licensed, insured and bonded.

We have access to the most advanced and sophisticated tools and systems in the investigation industry. Thus, we are able to provide our clients with accurate and outstanding results. In addition, our investigative efforts reach throughout the United States. Therefore, allowing BSI to conduct international as well as comprehensive background checks upon demand. All of our agreements and contracts bind the firm with a confidentiality clause and all of our clients’ information is kept confidential at the highest level and priority. Likewise, all of our communication is through a secured system on our website making the availability, integrity, and confidentiality of your content fail-safe.
Blue Systems International is a private investigation agency.
by DrMj January 9, 2017
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