russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

Venom Snapper

A venom snapper is a highly lucrative alcoholic beverage consisting of a mixture of beer, liquor, and several drops of cobra snake venom. How this venom snapper is actually made is confidential, but we do know that it is made in a way that is easy to pour into a shot glass and enjoy with friends. It is more watery than water somehow, and doesn't kill you."

"Hey girl, lemme see that soft taco shell! And hey!, while you're at it how about you take a shot of this here venom snapper, it is made with real cobra venom!"

by Dan Hamburger April 26, 2010

Jap slappers

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

by Les Stroud July 13, 2012

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 1, 2008

Snapper

A homosexual man or transexual/transgendered, that when speaking, flamboyantly snaps his fingers in a triangular fashion to add sass.

"Did you see that snapper snappin' at that westboro member? Snap on snappy!"

by sLkEyVi January 26, 2012

snapperdoo

When snapping turtles are applied to the anus cheeks whilst one is pinching a loaf.

That snapperdoo last night hurt tremendously, dude, but i had to avoid the shart.

by veryhotgrundle December 22, 2009

gusset swamper

to fill the pussy with seamen!

i fucked her and i filled her pussy rite up! iam a gusset swamper

by moon man motty muncher December 16, 2008