Skankelry

A type of jewelry worn by skanks.

Look at that skank and all her shiny skankelry.

by coolestmofoalive2 February 23, 2009

skankering

A strong urge to find a skank with which to perform sexual acts. A strong hankering to sleep with a slut.

I don't think I'm looking to meet a nice girl today. I have a skankering for something naughty and dirty, like the town tramp.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 29, 2009

SKANKERIFIC

this word is used to describe somewhere just plain skanky!

a run down apartment in spain- skankerific

her house is skankerific

by mancman March 8, 2010

Skankeriffic

a girl/male who is terrifically skankified! Means they carry many sexually transmitted diseases, have bad teeth, uncool clothes.

For Example:

Janet: Skankeriffics not a word

donna: Yes it is it means terrifically skankified it was on call my bluff!

famous quote from Two pints of larger and packet of crisp musical

by JC2010 April 13, 2010

Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010

skankety wankety

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

skankeritis

1. n. inflammation of the ego experienced due to excessive sexual relations with a large number of strangers and/or crackheads.

2. n. can be commonly used as a friendsult.

1. "She was totally bragging about sleeping with the entire curling team, worst case of skankeritis I've ever seen."

2. "You really just bought a round for everyone at the bar?! That skankeritis is doing wonders for you!"

by Larkypoo October 23, 2010